i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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