i just sold back the books i vomitted on
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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