spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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