brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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