butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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