i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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