If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
So apparently I’m into choking now
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