i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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