im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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