so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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