I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
BRING THE BAGELS
and you fell through a lawn chair
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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