I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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