Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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