Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
you never un-have a 4some
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
false alarm, still single
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