He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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