she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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