I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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