yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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