Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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