# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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