k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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