just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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