I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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