Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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