Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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