this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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