My liver just broke up with me...
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
