How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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