trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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