After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Randomize
