just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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