His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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