Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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