I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
third nipple confirmed
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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