Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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