You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
It's never too late to be topless.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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