We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
