I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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