The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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