i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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