Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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