haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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