The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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