My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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