so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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