So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
her vagine was all disorganized.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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