Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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