I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize
