Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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