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You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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