I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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