Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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