He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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